Viva something-something
It's been a wild couple of weeks since I last wrote, and this should just be a quick update. I'm going to post a lot more as soon as some photos come in, but I want to go ahead and throw a little something up here for the time being. As you can see in the photo, Skye busted out the 40s of Miller High Life beer, which can mean only one thing -- a birthday! Look closer, though: fans of the LLC will notice that, while she's small, someone else is in the photo with us.
Squint your eyes and put your nose right on the screen: somewhere in there, between a couple of pixels, is Shannon, Skye's sister extraordinaire who, less than two days after this photo was taken, married Matt Johnson (the diploMatt) in Las Vegas. Elvis performed the ceremony, which lasted about 8 minutes, including the two songs he performed. If Matt and Shannon ever get divorced, I'm going to insist they get Chuck Berry to perform
that ceremony. I can see it now:
Chuck Berry: "Shannon Lee, why can't you be true
Oh Shannon Lee, why can't you be true
You've started back doin' the things you used to do."
Shannon: "But I
have been true. We told you, we're just doing this for the hell of it."
Chuck Berry: "Alright. Shannon Johnson, do you wish to end this marriage?"
Shannon: "Not really. We just want Elvis to marry us again."
Chuck Berry: "OK! Matt, you want out?"
Matt: "Sure!"
Chuck Berry: "Go Johnny, Go!"
Matt and Shannon stayed at the lovely and spacious Apartment 7 on Sawtelle during their visit. Sunday morning, after Friday night's 30th birthday party/beer-swilling extravaganza, Matt, Shannon, and the LLC piled into the Matrix and made haste to Vegas for the big event. It was fantastic. Shannon provided a mix CD of actors singing poorly which is now among my favorite CDs.

We all stayed at the Westward Ho in Vegas, gambled a little, ate a lot, and generally did everyone's parents proud. It was the best wedding I've ever been to, and I mean that seriously -- all weddings should be like this one. Low-stress, a little wacky, two great people getting married, and a bizarre dead man performing the ceremony. I understand that the State Department will eventually allow Shannon to move in with Matt -- talk about permissive parenting -- but for now their marriage spans a couple of continents. And to think, when they're really old, their marriage will include two incontinents! This visit was my first opportunity to meet Shannon, and not only is she a fountain of derisive trivia about the
7th Heaven TV show, she's also one of the only people I know who would jump through all of these State Department hoops with so much happy energy. More about that and about the wedding later, and more about the fact that, combined, Matt and Shannon still couldn't dunk.
OK, so I'm 30 now, which means... eh, none of the jokes I can think of are all that funny (this coming from the guy who made the "incontinent" joke). I'm very happy to be 30. It's nice.
More later,
-M